When I was mi­grat­ing the com­ments I no­ticed a page looked wrong in the site, and start­ed fix­ing it.

While I was read­ing, I no­ticed a cou­ple of things:

• It was pub­­lished al­­most ex­ac­t­­ly 5 years ago

• It may be the smartest thing I ev­er wrote

Some­times, you get an idea, and you can give it shape. Since I re­al­ly think it's not com­plete­ly stupid, I trans­lat­ed it to sp­nish (there was on­ly an eng­lish ver­sion) y "reprint" it to­day.

It's about pro­gram­ming, it's about evo­lu­tion, and I hope you like Be­ing a good Lamar­ck­ian frog­gie!.

As a for­mer fu­ture math­e­mati­cian, it drives me mad when I see an ad that looks like a great op­por­tu­ni­ty... as long as you don't crunch the num­ber­s.

Not that they are hard to crunch at al­l, in fact they are pret­ty much pre-crunched, but con­sid­er this one:

Fráve­g­a, a large elec­tron­ic­s/ap­pli­ances store is ad­ver­tis­ing that in novem­ber, for one day, EV­ERY­THING WILL BE FREE.

That's right, for one day in novem­ber, they will not charge one cent for any­thing. Ev­ery­thing has a price tag of $0.

Of course we don't know what day that is. It will be de­cid­ed ran­dom­ly af­ter the month end­s.

And... ok, and you don't get the mon­ey back, you get a vouch­er for the same amoun­t, and you can use it in Fráve­g­a.

So, while this may look like a big pro­mo­tion, it's ac­tu­al­ly doubt­ful Fráve­ga will spend any mon­ey what­so­ev­er in it, ex­cept the mon­ey spent print­ing the ban­ner­s.

How much does this cost?

As­sum­ing a ran­dom day, and that this cam­paign brings no new sales what­so­ev­er, it's 1/30th of the month­ly sales.

Al­so, they are not giv­ing you mon­ey, they are giv­ing you store cred­it. Since you can on­ly spend it at Fráve­g­a, in re­al­i­ty will be get­ting a "2x1" deal. You spent in novem­ber, got the sec­ond one for "free" in de­cem­ber.

So, what is re­al­ly hap­pen­ing is that 30 peo­ple spen­t, say, $1000 each in an oven, and Fráve­ga has to give them 31 oven­s.

That would mean this is the equiv­a­lent of a 3.33% dis­coun­t.

What? A 3.33% dis­count does­n't sound so ap­peal­ing? Of course not! They are tak­ing ad­van­tage of maths not be­ing in­tu­itive.

So, al­ways keep it in mind: when­ev­er you see num­bers in ad­ver­tis­ing, they are there to con­vince you to buy. More of­ten than not, it will not be as good a deal as it seem­s. This is an ex­tra­or­di­nary case in that "one day ev­ery­thing for free!" ac­tu­al­ly means "a 3.33% dis­count in av­er­age for a mon­th!".

BTW: the cost for fráve­ga if you win is more prob­a­bly less than $600 for a $1000 oven:

Fráve­ga buys two ovens (let's be gen­er­ous and say they paid $1800 for them?) and gets $1000.

But the $800 deficit goes against earn­ings tax, which is 35% so $280 come back.

And if they bought the ovens for $900 each, that means $314 are VAT, and since they are sell­ing you two ovens for $1000, there's a VAT re­fund of $140.

So, those $1000 ac­tu­al­ly are on­ly $580 af­ter tax­es.

This part about tax­es can be ter­ri­bly wrong, though ;-)

You may have heard about the pos­si­bil­i­ty that the Large Hadron Col­lid­er is be­ing sab­o­taged from the fu­ture.

That may sound pre­pos­ter­ous, but it re­al­ly is quite rea­son­able, once you think about it a lit­tle.

Let's start with the ob­vi­ous:

Sup­pose you trav­el back in time and kill your grand­fa­ther. Then you would­n't ex­ist. And you could­n't trav­el back in time. And that's a para­dox.

Then there is the an­ti-­para­dox:

Sup­pose you can't trav­el back in time. Be­cause you did­n't save him, your grand­fa­ther died. Er­go you don't ex­ist.

That's not a para­dox, but sup­pose time trav­el is pos­si­ble: that means you can go back in time, save your grand­fa­ther, and thus make your own ex­is­tence pos­si­ble, er­go al­low­ing you to save him.

As soon as you al­low for time trav­el­ing to be pos­si­ble, the so­lu­tion for para­dox­es is ob­vi­ous: you can´t change change the past be­cause the fu­ture won't let you. The fu­ture "fac­tion" that tries to pre­serve the past will al­ways win, be­cause the past is fixed.

So, if you trav­el back in time and try to kill your grand­fa­ther by shoot­ing him in the head, an­oth­er per­son from the fu­ture will ap­pear be­hind you and dis­arm you. Or ap­pear be­hind you and kill you as soon as you had the idea to trav­el in time in the first place.

Or your kid will drop a coke bot­tle on your time ma­chine just be­fore you used it to kill his great-­gramp­s.

The ex­act mech­a­nism used to pre­vent you from be­com­ing a para­dox is un­known to you be­cause you need to go fur­ther "for­ward" to know it.

Now, back to the LHC: if in the fu­ture there is knowl­edge about time trav­el, and there is knowl­edge about how the LHC may de­stroy the world[1]_ then maybe some time tourist de­cid­ed to see how hu­man­i­ty dressed in the pre-ice-age er­a, comes to 2009 and while eat­ing a sand­wich, some­how spooks a bird which then drops a piece of bread in the ma­chin­ery.

Which of course, brings me to the best time-­trav­el show on TV: "Mick­ey Mouse Club­house­".

If you don't have an un­der­-4 kid, grand­son or nephew, you prob­a­bly don't know it, but let me give you a sum­ma­ry of each darn episode.

1. Some­thing "bad" hap­pens (Goofy has a cold)

2. A so­lu­­tion is pro­­posed (Give Goofy some Min­nie­strone soup)

3. A fly­­ing ideogram of a mouse called Too­­dles shows a col­lec­­tion of tool­s:

   • Gi­ant can­dy cane

   • Roller skates

   • Pic­nic bas­ket

   • See­­­saw

4. Some­thing else "bad" hap­pens (Pete wants the soup)

5. The tools are ex­ac­t­­ly what's need­ed to solve the prob­lems pre­sen­t­ed to ac­­com­­plish the pro­­posed so­lu­­tion (Y­ou can use the see­­saw to move gi­ant rocks block­­ing your path).

This is ob­vi­ous­ly a case of the fu­ture pre­vent­ing some­thing from hap­pen­ing. How else would Too­dles know what tools to choose be­fore they are need­ed? There was no way to guess that a gi­ant rock would block the ravine through which Mick­ey and Min­nie would try to es­cape from Pe­te! [2]

So, when­ev­er you need to think about para­dox pre­ven­tion, re­mem­ber Mick­ey and his friends and just call Too­dles.

These are the vis­i­tors of this site in the last 10 min­utes or so:

Let's see: Bel­gium, the Nether­land­s, US­A, Turkey, Brazil, Thai­land, Aus­tri­a.

I know most peo­ple are not im­pressed by this kind of thing any­more, but I am old enough to have had to buy ftp sites on CD (Re­mem­ber the In­fo­mag­ic col­lec­tion? I had like 10 of those).

In 1994 I was one of the first ten or so to have a mail ac­count in my uni­ver­si­ty ( in fac­t, since I had root, I could have been the first one ;-) and the web was a waste­land ... you could not even find porn!

So, know­ing that my blog has some sort of a fol­low­ing, even if it's a hand­ful of peo­ple and that it's close to be­ing 10 freak­ing years old, and it comes from a time when they were not even called blogs... is mak­ing me feel strange to­day.

This blog is one of the spe­cif­ic things I have done longer.

• I have been a hus­band for 4 years.

• I have been a dad for 3.

• I was ac­­tive in KDE for 4.

• My com­­pa­ny is about 2 years old

Of course there are ob­vi­ous and/or fuzzy things I have done much longer:

• I have been in­­­volved in free soft­­ware 15 years.

• I have worked with com­put­ers 18 years

• I have pro­­grammed 30 years (s­­tart­ed on pa­per, kid­s!)

• I have in­­haled and ex­haled reg­u­lar­­ly for 38 years

But a spe­cif­ic thing, I can point at and say "that's mine, I did it"? This blog is proob­a­bly my longest-lived projec­t.

I don't see my­self not hav­ing it. I see my­self not post­ing for a month or so, I do that ev­ery now and then, but not hav­ing a blog? I can't see it.

I have added things though, so it's not a stat­ic dead­end thing.

I am lov­ing screen­casts (thanks to qt-record­my­desk­top and youtube). I en­joy twit­ter and iden­ti.­ca very much.

So, this ram­bling post is just my un­fo­cused way of say­ing that what I love about hav­ing a blog is that some­one reads it. So, let's do some­thing worth blog­ging about ;-)

Dear http://www.python­pro­gram­minglan­guage.in­fo/ I have no prob­lem what­so­ev­er with my blog be­ing re­pub­lished. I would pre­fer if you could link back here from some­where, mm­mmkay?