The code is absolute nonsense, and it needs to be looked at by someone who understands Django, OAuth, OpenID, and programming in general better than I do, but hey, it does work (for a very loose definition of "work").
It's called Shoreham and no, you can't have it yet.
As a teaser, here's a video. With a pony.
In the near future I will do a better post about this explaining the code, etc.