SCO just tried to hire me!
Ok, not SCO, but Exo Training.
You see, I teach Linux courses for a couple of companies (steady job, bad pay, but steady, you meet people), and we use the Exo Training facilities.
Well, one of the guys there contacted me to see if I was capable of teaching the SCO courses.
I said no, of course, but hell, doesn't it surprise anyone that there are still such things as:
SCO LINUX System Administration
SCO LINUX Network Infrastructure
SCO LINUX Network Services
SCO LINUX Enterprise Administration
SCO LINUX Enterprise Security
And these are offered right now!