# The unfatomable improbability of my existence.

I am do­ing this as a pub­lic ser­vice for USA read­er­s, be­cause you are like­ly to be in con­tact with some­one who be­lieves evo­lu­tion of life is in­cred­i­bly un­like­ly. Af­ter al­l, many of your pres­i­den­tial can­di­dates don't be­lieve in evo­lu­tion. Which would be sad if it was­n't be­cause I ex­pect some of them do but are afraid of los­ing the ig­no­rant re­li­gious fa­nat­ic vote (which makes it just lame).

You will some­times see some­one say some­thing like "that's un­like­ly!. The odds of A are 1 in 1000 and the odds of B are 1 in 500, so the odds of A and B are 1 in 500000!".

This ar­gu­ment is very, very, very wrong. But for those with an in­tu­itive knowl­edge of prob­a­bil­i­ty it looks good, be­cause they know that the odds of a coin flip com­ing heads is 1/2 and the odds of 2 con­sec­u­tive heads is 1/2 * 1/2 = 1/4 and so on.

I am ar­gen­tini­an. There's rough­ly 35M ar­gen­tini­ans out of 6000M hu­man­s. That's about 1 in 171.

I am male. That's about 1 in 2.

I am a bit over me­di­an height. That's al­so 1 in 2.

I have a beard. I am guess­ing 1 in 10.

I wear size 41 shoes. That's about 1 in 4.

I use glass­es: I'd say 1 in 5.

I get dizzy rid­ing bus­es: About 1 in 100.

I am mar­ried: 1 in 4.

I have a child: 1 in 2.

I have a son: 1 in 4.

He is 4 months old: 1 in 200

So, I have a 1 in 87 552 000 000 chance of ex­ist­ing. And I could make those odds much low­er. Af­ter al­l, I was born in 1971, mi favourite colour is green and my name is Rober­to.

There are two rea­sons why you should nev­er trust this kind of num­ber ma­nip­u­la­tion un­less you re­al­ly, re­al­ly know what you are do­ing.

1. You can't just mul­ti­­ply any­thing. These odds have to be about sta­tis­ti­­cal­­ly in­­de­pen­­dent var­i­ables.

For ex­am­ple, I get 1 in 8 from hav­ing a child, and hav­ing a son.

Yes, maybe the odds of some­one hav­ing a child are 1 in 2, and the odds of some­one hav­ing a son is 1 in 4, but those are cor­re­lat­ed. The odds of hav­ing a son if you have a child are about 1 in 2. The odds of hav­ing a child if you have a son are 100% :-)

If two vari­ables are cor­re­lat­ed you can not mul­ti­ply their prob­a­bil­i­ties.

A much sil­li­er ex­am­ple.Imag­ine there are ten coun­tries, each with 1 tenth of the pop­u­la­tion.

The odds of be­ing from A is 1/10. But he is al­so not from B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I, or J! There's a 9/10 chance for each one of those fact­s!

So, the odds of be­ing from A and not fro­many­where else is 1/10 times 9/10 ... that's al­most 1 in 26!

And since the same rea­son­ing ap­plies to each coun­try, it turns out there is al­most a 60% chance the next ba­by will not be born in any one of the ten coun­tries.

See how stupid that sound­s? Of course when cor­re­la­tion is more sub­tle, it's hard­er to fig­ure out, and you will not be able to do this while ar­gu­ing.

This is slight­ly trick­ier, be­cause it may be what you re­al­ly want­ed to do. Yes, me be­ing ex­act­ly the way I am is ex­treme­ly un­like­ly. How­ev­er, some­thing more or less like me is not.

Yes, I am un­like­ly but that's triv­ial. How­ev­er, if you are go­ing to ap­ply this kind of rea­son­ing in oth­er cas­es it gets sil­ly quick. Here's an ex­am­ple:

Imag­ine a lot­tery with 6-dig­it num­ber­s. To­day, the win­ner is 123456. Yes­ter­day it was 654321.

The odds of those num­bers be­ing the win­ners is 1 in 1 000 000 000 000. But it's ob­vi­ous that if you make two draws, some two num­bers will come up! And what­ev­er they are, they will be just as un­like­ly!

That some­thing spe­cif­ic is un­like­ly does­n't al­ways mat­ter, be­cause the im­por­tant thing is the chance of some kind of thing hap­pen­ing, not of one spe­cif­ic thing.

And when/if you have a kid,and he/she/it asks you why he should study math, show him his kind of thing and tell him why:

Math makes it hard­er for peo­ple to lie to you.

/ 2011-12-03 22:22:

this is really interesting viewpoint on the subject i might add